I think the problem is the rules are always changing... in fact, the very first one you mention (no direct poop references) is now out the window... just saw a kids game yesterday that references poop several times in the application description, and the screenshots have it was well. It was written by "a 12 Year Old" as noted several times in the name and description, so not sure if that gets a free pass on the poop reference, but it is there.
Also the warning message for apps needing internet connectivity does not seem to be required... I have downloaded several apps that have internet connectivity that do not have any warnings.
And "no excessive / continuous use of vibrate" is clearly not enforced as there is more than one app that all it does is vibrate.
So clearly, it is not as straightforward as it could be as there are exceptions to every rule it seems.
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